We were eating lunch and my mom asked why AsthmaMan’s pants were wet. Actually scratch that, she tried to nicely tell me that he peed his pants. I assured her that he was fully potty trained and didn’t pee his pants. My parents are watching the kids all week, I don’t want to scare them… Read More Alrighty…
I have lots of conversations with my kids that just make me want to scream with frustration. One of their favorite topics is how we can use household items as weapons. … Read More Why Throw Pillows Aren’t Ninja Stars
cleanliness was a serious source of contention for them… you know that and the sleep deprivation.… Read More Finding a “Housekeeper”
Can I just say that I wish I was constantly recording all the conversations I have with my kids, they are just so funny. I have a hard time not laughing sometimes, their logic is spot on! Harry Potter and I had this conversation as I was making lunch today. HP: Mom can I have… Read More “Mom you KILL fun!”
Today was another amazing and fun filled day at church. Actually today started off awesome. After a few brief scuffles before the meeting even started I took the Princess for a walk around the building. The boys were relatively quiet as the meeting started, one even attempted to sing the opening song, and the Princess… Read More Escaping, Screaming, and Chucking Colored Pencils: The Spreadsheets Do Church
Harry Potter was with me as I got ready for church this morning. For some reason church makes me super self conscious, every week I go into my closet and draw the conclusion that all my clothes are ugly. I know it makes no sense, no one cares, no one notices, logically I understand this,… Read More “Does this dress make me look chubby?”
Over the past five years I have had a lot of conversations I never thought I would have. For example, this afternoon I tucked my three year old (AsthmaMan) into bed, read him a story, and told him sweet dreams and then proceeded down the stairs. By the time I reached the laundry room at… Read More Conversations I Never Thought I’d Have
Cultivating Chaos 