I’m probably the most boring dresser alive. My favorite clothes are navy blue and grey. I like stripes and solids and that’s about it. I live in jeans, I don’t do bright colors or wild patterns, I’m not sure I own anything pink, and I don’t do spandex. I wear a lot of t-shirts, the occasional… Read More Navy Blue and Grey: Boring or Just “Plain” Smart
Warning: There is going to be a LOT of bathroom talk in this post. If pee makes you sick you probably should move along. One of my very favorite ways to start the morning is by stepping in a puddle of pee. I especially love it when it is still dark and I’m wearing socks.… Read More Pee Puddles
I need to apologize to anyone that reads this blog. I intentionally do not use correct grammar and punctuation. I went to college, I know how to use correct grammar and punctuation, but that isn’t the point of this blog.
I think family friends are the toughest type of friends to make. Yes, more difficult even than mom friends or the dreaded couple friends (more on those folks later). I’m not talking about casual acquaintances that you invite to wedding receptions and send holiday cards to, I mean real family friends, another family that you… Read More Family Friends: The Most Challenging Type of Friends
I literally whisper yelled the sentence “STOP trying to squeeze off your sister’s head!” during church today. More specifically I whisper yelled this during the closing prayer, just an FYI things are pretty quiet during prayers. Today was another amazing church day, I thought that with time AsthmaMan’s church behavior would improve… no, I thought… Read More “Stop Trying to Squeeze Off Your Sister’s Head!”: The Spreadsheets Do Church Part II
Harry Potter was with me as I got ready for church this morning. For some reason church makes me super self conscious, every week I go into my closet and draw the conclusion that all my clothes are ugly. I know it makes no sense, no one cares, no one notices, logically I understand this,… Read More “Does this dress make me look chubby?”
Since there is no school tomorrow I thought this was the perfect opportunity to introduce my kids to “spooks in the dark”, the terrifying and amazing game from my childhood. When I suggested this to Mr. Spreadsheets he looked at me like I was crazy.
I have a really hard time sitting down and watching TV. Actually I have a really hard time sitting down. I like every activity to have an end goal or accomplishment- writing on this blog has become my latest leisure activity because no matter how poorly written, in the end I have something to show… Read More Television as Radio
I think I could handle dinner better if it was an every other day sort of thing. Like if we ate on Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday, and on the other days I just handed them a granola bar.… Read More How can I “win” at dinner?
Cultivating Chaos 